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Sunday, January 26, 2014

That's no way to treat an accountant...

Jan 26th – There are, in certain circumstances, levels of excess, violence and shock-tactics on display in the rock ‘n’ roll arena that sometimes beggar belief. Drive-by shootings of fellow but competing musicians, band management dumped for someone better, spike-speak for “the girl the lead guitarist is shaggin’”…(didn’t McCartney want Lee Eastman–father-in-law track record rather than Alan Klein–rock band management track record to manage the Beatles…and wasn't he Linda’s dad…and didn't this lead ultimately to the break-up of the Beatles? Discuss)…band members with a weak personality and low-ego problems (or L’ego as it’s known) egged on (or L’eggo-ed on?) by fellow musicians and ‘friends’ to o.d. on whatever the drug of choice is at that particular moment in time…? As an aside, I don’t think band-folk would be so keen to take a drug to such an extent that it kills them if that drug was Exlax, do you? Sorry, I digress… 
What intrigued was that, with all the possible routes one could take to reach brain-scrambled oblivion, meet one’s maker or get a season ticket to the seat-belt farm, refusing a royalty cheque definitely didn't figure on my horizon. Yours? Well, that’s what Peter Green did back in ‘77’.
Now, OK, so, he had an air rifle with which he threatened the accountant trying to deliver the royalty cheque and, I guess, the accountant didn't know what type of gun it was and could probably have felt threatened by it – explosive-haired, sartorially challenged man with six-inch long finger nails brandishing a gun and approaching you at a trot yelling, “GET AWAY FROM ME!”… OK, I’ll give you that, but you have to say, given Peter Green’s declared social stance and his gentle, shy nature, anyone with even a slight understanding of the rock world (and, I mean, he was the accountant for Mr. Green) would have known there was nothing to fear from the writer of ‘Man of the World’, but then, accountants…huh?
I guess the massive dose of LSD he took in Munich (Mr. Green not the accountant) given to him, by “a very suspect group of people” but who referred to themselves as ‘fans’, didn't help to smooth out his mood-swings, and that begs the question; where were all those people who were supposed to be looking after him? Those people who had clung around him when he was famous? Where were his support team, his management team, publicist, personal trainer, tour-booker, minder and myriad friends? Funny how many of those people are around when the groupies, drugs and booze are on tap for free but never seem to be about when the really bad shit starts to happen…?
Like leeches to the touch of a lighted cigarette end, I figure by far the larger number shrivelled away as soon as Mr. Green became inconvenient. Always seems to be a troupe of folk ready to supply the talent with wide-awakes and sycophantic applause whilst he/she is a money maker and shakin’ it; different story when the coke-cloud drifts away under the glare of sunshine from the next best thing. 
This air-rifle incident led to Green being sectioned and, although come-backs have ensued, I still feel he never had the chance to fulfil his promise; not the promise of further fame and fortune, just the promise that so many deserve and never get; the promise of being at peace with oneself and of living a contented life of their own choosing. 
It never ceases to amaze me, in almost every case of a famous musician succumbing to the demon drug, how those around his/her constellation never work as hard at putting a brake on their supposed idol's habit as they do in getting the next fix organised. Why is that? Bitter? Me? No, not at all…

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