October 28th – I guess it’s a sign of the times
this predisposition to calling in the lawyers for just about everything…the blame culture is how it’s euphemistically
labelled. There was a time… (“FM! Here he goes again…”)…well, that’s as maybe
but just sit you down and shut up; y’ might learn summat…there was a time when
people actually took responsibility for themselves, y’ know, as in;
If I walk straight over
the top of that man-hole I’m gonna fall in it and do myself an injury so, tell
you what, here’s novel, I’ll walk round it….
Health and Safety has a lot to answer for, in its use and
misuse. For example:
If I erect a scaffold work-tower for myself and others to
work from then it’s to be expected that I will take care in assembling it so
that I and others are not harmed if it should collapse; and I should also
ensure that those people who do use it use it responsibly… And that’s where the
change-over comes, where it swaps from my
responsibility to your responsibility;
right there.
See, I can take all the precautions I like, assemble the
scaff-tower perfectly and ensure that certificates and training for both it and
the users is all in order, but no matter how much care I’ve taken, if I miss
the alignment of the wing-nut on the second tier of the strengthening bars it
could go all tits. ‘Cos then it’s possible that some…arse…decides that,
contrary to all he’s/she’s been taught, it’d be a cool thing to slide down the
outside of the tower, or jump off’f the second-last platform and, in so doing
catches his/her jumper on the sticking-out part of the wing-nut…and causes the
tower to collapse bringing it and his mate (who’s still at the top) crashing
down on top of him…where does the blame lie then? Back in the day? Him. Now? Me. An abrogation of one’s
culpability in a given situation; sue his ass…contact Lawyers are for Themselves and away we go. How bad does it get?
H&S fears stopped people bumping into each other at a Butlins
in Skegness…in dodgem cars.
H&S fears stopped women throwing their knickers at a Tom
Jones impersonator in case he slipped
on them whilst strutting his stuff.
H&S fears stopped Humberside firemen from using ladders
as it breached the working at height
regulations.
H&S fears stopped council members moving their own chairs
in case they injured themselves; they had to call on a member of the council’s
portering staff to do it for them as
they’d been trained in chair transference.
H&S fears stopped a charity
shop from selling knitting needles
in case…
H&S fears banned knives
from a kitchen in case…
H&S fears banned boiled
sweets on aeroplanes in case…
H&S fears banned the use of bath floor mats in case someone tripped
on them…
H&S fears banned yo-yos
in school in case…
The list is endless and although most of these rulings have
been overturned the point is that, in first instance there was never a decision
to rationalise it just ban it. WGM.
What this sort of thinking has done is breed a new kind of
Homo sapiens; Injury Lawyer Man. At
the first sign of a raised kerb-stone, piece of overripe lettuce in a sandwich,
spilt cup of coffee or poor stitching on a pair of jeans folk will reach for
their Injury Lawyer and, brandishing him/her like a gun, threaten all and
sundry with dire consequences should they not feel that the £20,000 injury
payout they’ve been offered is sufficient to cover their pain and suffering. This
is, in a way, slightly amusing but has its downside, as always.
What has been prevalent for years now is the staged accident where some guy (alone in
his car) drives into you (who are also alone in your car) at, say, a traffic
island, and then is immediately joined by two other compatriots who claim to
have been in the car at the time of the accident, have serious whiplash
injuries and are all taking photos and phoning police with gay abandon…and it’s
far, far more prevalent than you think. One guy, only just recently (true
story) bribed a bus driver to crash into a car (gently) but before the crash
filled the bus with his friends (15 of them, I think) who, on the gentle
impact, threw themselves around in the bus screaming and wailing in scam-injury
pain that was, in some cases, worthy of
an Oscar. The guy in the car, who was in no way to blame for the collision
hadn’t a prayer of dodging this one, there were so many witnesses to his supposed
stupid driving as, unluckily for him, the on-board camera malfunctioned at just
the right/wrong time (you’ll be pleased to know the cops were on it as they’d
clocked the phone calls and arrangements as part of surveillance of the
individual concerned in the set-up as he’d got previous in such scams and was
under their watchful eye but, all the same, could’ve so easily gone the other
way, huh? My advice? Although you’ve probably go a mobile ’phone always carry a
camera in your car, preferably one that’s got a date and time stamp built in
for the snaps, and take a photo of the driver (preferably whilst he’s still in
the car – on his own) collar anyone and everyone nearby to act as witnesses,
take detailed shots of everyone and everything that’s involved (car number
plate, type, damage) as well as names and addresses of everyone who crawls out
the woodwork…BUT FIRST AND FOREMOST; CALL
THE COPS: IMMEDIATELY.
And the world of rock is not immune from such outrageous
behaviour either. On this day in 1999, Kenny Rogers drifted a Frisbee out into the audience at a
concert in Dallas .
The Frisbee hit a chandelier. Kevin O’Toole put in a claim against Mr. Rogers
stating that the resulting broken glass had scarred
his face and ruined his sex life whilst his wife sued Mr. Rogers for deprivation of her rightful services of love
and guidance from her husband.
You couldn’t make it up could y’?
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