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Saturday, March 08, 2014

Never mind the quality, feel the profit...

March 8th – There’s a phrase that’s crept into the language of late and it perfectly covers one’s meaning. No, it’s not, “What a cock”, it’s that one; “it/they are a ‘Marmite’ thing”, that’s the one I mean.
Now I happen to like Marmite. I can think of few things better than getting back after a long walk in the winter…the sort of walk when you get home and it takes twenty minutes hugging of the Aga before you turn white…and then sitting down to a mug of hot, strong, leaf tea and two slices (from an uncut, wholewheat loaf) of toast with a thick layer of English butter (spread on while the toast is still hot so it melts) and a thin layer of Marmite; it’s even one of the illicit pleasures I get up to when I get home at 3 or 4 in the morning after a long get-out from the theatre. Just something about it… Winnie the Pooh got it right when he said that one of the reasons he liked visiting Wol was because he used phrases like, “hot buttered toast” in his conversation and, well, Winnie the Pooh, the oracle of comfort food for me.
Well, the ‘Marmite’ argument is the one that seems to come to mind most often when the words, ‘Jefferson Airplane’ enter any discussion on pop/rock music. Members of this band have come up before the jury that is these burblings of mine before (25th Jan) but let’s put that parental blip of theirs to one side and look a little deeper.
Here’s a band that was at the forefront of the hippie generations’ grasp on the crank-handle of social change. Can you name any two of the four iconic rock festivals of the 60’s…?... Jefferson Airplane appeared at all four of them…all four FFS. Their album, ‘Surrealistic Pillow’ was considered the epitome of the love-in demographic and two, TWO of that album’s tracks have made it onto the Rolling Stone list of the 500 ‘Greatest Singles of all Time’…they had Grace Slick of The Great Society, no less, as their vocalist. I mean…Grace Slick, a woman that brings a whole new meaning to the word, ‘woman’. If you’re a chap and you've not heard her sing, ‘White Rabbit’ yet, you need to get on it; you’ll never be the same again. All that going for them, a band that can’t go wrong, you’d think.
Well that was until they released the single ‘We Built This City’ in 1985. With its release they were damned if they did and damned if they didn't and, from then on, everything Jefferson Airplane did was shite… Branded as the worst single ever, ‘We Built This City’, although it purported to be about the destruction of rock ‘n’ roll, was instead branded as the nuts and bolts of corporate rock, of big business buying and selling talent like stocks and shares (forgive me but has it ever been thus?) Things went from bad to worse when, in 1990 on this day, Rolling Stone Magazine who, it will be remembered, waxed lyrical about Jefferson Airplane’s first album, dubbed their 1989 album release, ‘The Most Unwanted Comeback of the Year.’
Now, I’d take issue with that. 
Those of you who know me (and to those of you who don’t, I do hereby serve notice) Jimi Hendrix is THE man. In my eyes and ears he can do no wrong. He’s the man who has given me my most precious musical moments and memories and introduced me to my most precious friend, a friend I’d be honoured to die alongside, so it takes a lot for me to say that the posthumous release (escape?) of Mr. Hendrix’s ‘Crash Landing’ album (supposedly recorded by Mr. Hendrix but in fact completed and released by a gang of fuck-overs and money men) was THE worst EVER album: now THAT was the ‘Most Unwanted Comeback of the Year’, and that takes some saying from me.

No differentiation in the Marmite stakes with this one; anyone with half an ear and no brain would recognise the smell of money and the sound of back-slapping musos and fuck-wit, money grubbing executives that emanates from out this pile of stinking offal pretending to represent the greatest guitarist and philosopher of the rock generation, James Marshall Hendrix. Welcome back Jefferson Airplane, the spotlight shines on you once more…

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