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Saturday, December 06, 2014

Bermuda Triangle - All together now...!

December 5th – Songwriters find inspiration for their works in the oddest of facts or happenings.
B. A. Robertson was seemingly in demand by all producers of music. He wrote tracks for Cliff Richard and Mike and the Mechanics, has penned the TV themes for Multi-Coloured Swap Shop and Friday Night, Saturday Morning completed film themes and is a featured artist in the Children in Need Scottish end. He’s acted for film and TV, had hits and released several albums and singles, so no slouch as far as musical production goes; even if one of his songs did win a Razzle in the worst original song category…can’t win ‘em all.
When five torpedo-carrying aircraft, TBM Avengers, (collectively known as Flight 19) went missing there was a kerfuffle back at US flight HQ…to put it mildly. As Earnest’s aunt would have said;
To lose one TBM Avenger is unfortunate, but to lose five sounds like carelessness.
What we humans love next to sleb gossip is a good old mystery, particularly if that mystery can be attributed to the occult, even via the flimsiest of connections. Lay my cards on the table; personal opinion: It never ceases to amaze me how many people turn out to watch what are laughingly referred to as psychics when these modern-day snake-oil salespeople go on tour to various theatres. They sell out, y’ know? I mean 1,000 and 1,500 seater places…sell out. I’ve been asked to leave shows where I’ve voiced my disquiet at these charades being perpetrated on the gullible and distressed. Not a thing I subscribe to and no way to earn a living but my guess is they fulfill a need so… Megadeath released a track on their Rust in Peace album titled, Hangar 18 (nice use of numbers… again). It refers to the infamous hanger on Wright-Patterson Air Force Base that’s supposed to hold the evidence appertaining to the Roswell UFO incident. Like I say, we love a good mystery and this one’s got UFO’s in it so what’s not to like? It’s not a bad track either. Not a fan of Megadeath but this is a decent piece of work.
Back at Flight 19, Mr. Robertson heard of the disappearance of the 5 planes and this fanned the embers of his interest which was then blasted into an inferno when he discovered the loss of the planes was over…dan-de-dan-dan! The Bermuda Triangle.
These sorts of incidents are tailor-made for songs and stories; they’re what make our oral tradition of passing down mysterious, fantastic tales from generation to generation so compelling; it’s what religion is built on after all. For many-a-decade planes, ships, flotillas individuals had been involved in mysterious happenings in the Bermuda Triangle area and many of them had not lived to tell the tale which makes the mystery even more phantasmagorical…not only has something happened but we don’t know what because… dan-de-dan-dan! No one lived to tell the tale.
Turns out, of course that the real explanation as to what happened to Flight 19 was far more mundane. Imagine a straight line running from position number 1 to position number 2, dissecting position 3 along the line. That was the direction of flight of the five aircraft. Now picture a distant point due north of this line which was position number 4. The five aircraft were lost in mysterious circumstances at position number 4. You know things are going awry when you get the following message over the radio from the flight leader in answer to the question:
FT-28, this is FT-74, what is your trouble?
The reply came back:
Both of my compasses are out and I am trying to find Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I am over land but it’s broken. I am sure I’m in the Keys but I don’t know how far down and I don’t know how to get to Fort Lauderdale.
Don’t know ’bout you but if I heard my flight leader say that I’d think to myself;
Well, that’s us fucked then.
All the evidence pointed to a combination of circumstances (storm, instrumental failure, poor visibility and bad directional choices) that caused the loss of the aircraft.
Mr. Robertson’s song, Flight 19 was a popular musical work of fantasy on an area of the earth that carries more than its fair share of fantastical if somewhat doubtful tales. But, as I wrote yesterday, never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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