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Saturday, February 15, 2014

Dead Ringer for...well just about anyone really.

February 15th – For those who didn't work out who sang the lyrics I posted on Feb 13th… Cliff Richard – ‘Move It’; and y’r rubbish…
If I try and remember, through the mist of my present dotage to a time when I was gigging in bands five and six nights a week, I can run back through most of the stuff we used to play. Amongst a sprinkling of our own stuff were covers of popular songs, hits mostly, as well as the most popular tracks from one band or another’s back catalogue. This was because, back in the day (?) the people who came to listen to us also wanted to dance (as opposed to mosh) and most of our own compositions were dance-challenging to say the least. This was the late 60’s early 70’s; a time of Hendrix, of Cream and of the 25-minute solo in the middle of a 40-minute song… Now although you could get away with a bit of flexible programming, if the band misread the audience on just how much they’d tolerate they’d be staring at a dance floor that was something akin to the Serengeti at mid point in the dry season, and if that happened? Well, put it this way, the management relied on the punters dancing so they would get hot; and? Buy drinks! Correct. Your contract at any particular venue would be short-lived if the bar takings dropped by anything more than 1% of average so, 70% covers it was, and danceable ones to boot…which we disliked doing for one main reason. 
The strangle-hold that having to play other people’s music put on delivering your own compositions meant you became just another cover band, one of the thousands out there so, if an agent was in the gig (and we’re talking about a time when A&R men from the agencies and record labels actually shifted their arse from behind the lap-top and office desk and went out to the places where real people congregated in order to listen to live music and sign up bands) so, if an agent was in the gig you’d be unable to convince them that your music-writing credentials marked you out as the next best thing if everyone on the dance floor just wanted to hear you play ‘Knock On Wood’ or ‘All Right Now’.
Nothing against those tunes, but when every other band is playing the same stuff…? Well we knew we’d never get a recording contract if we continued to regurgitate the same stuff everybody else was regurgitating; we’d just get lumped in with the crowd of also rans… Strange the way the world turns...read on.
On this day in 1969, a Florida hairstylist (Vickie Jones) was arrested for impersonating Aretha Franklin at a gig. Now that’s a show-stopper of a comment right there, but clock this; her performance was so believable none of the punters asked for their money back! Got to be the very first instance of a tribute show ever, and from that tiny beginning has sprung up a whole load of tribute bands covering the back catalogues of the Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC, Queen…an endless procession of copycat wannabe’s all giving the paying public an experience of the real thing. 
Got to admit, never thought I’d see it. That a band would prefer to be someone else rather than be themselves, the absolute reverse to the vibe I went through. But in the end folk will pay to watch these copycats because the performer is dead, vis-à-vis Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Free, and the recordings of their faves that they've collected cherish and play daily just isn’t enough; or they weren't around when the original performers were active, vis-à-vis Queen, Led Zeppelin, Bowie as Ziggy Stardust, ABBA, or the original performers are either too old, too bored, too infrequent or too expensive to be seen on tour any more, vis-à-vis Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Elton John, Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones last tour; £1,300 a pop, you have got to be fuckin’ jokin’, Mr Jagger. So for all those followers of the original bands the tribute show is the only way folk can get to ‘see them’ on a relatively frequent, relatively affordable basis.
Now, although some of these tribute bands are very good imitations of the real thing, they're not my scene. I believe each band belongs to its life-time and to the time in my life so, when I think on the fact that I missed Buddy Holly or AC/DC or Rainbow live then I just accept that as a FOL. Some folk aren't prepared to do that now though and that’s why the tribute band scene and circuit is doing so well, in many cases better than the original; don’t quite understand that but what do I know? 

One thing I would say in an effort to shed this image you must have of me being a miserable old shit is that, in the case of tribute bands recreating deceased performers, it offers a chance for their fans to reconnect. To see a sell-out crowd of 60+ year-olds boppin’ in their bath chairs to an Elvis tribute, their heads filled with the memory of a time when they were young, a time when both performer and fan were at their fittest and best, to a time when they believed that anything was possible…that’s no bad thing. Not too much of that about nowadays.

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